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- davasha frank
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- tupac shakur
he looked me dead in my face & said , ” yeah , I had sex with her . “
MOM : hey babe , can you wash the dishes ?
ME ( in my head ) : ugh .
ME ( out loud ) : okay ma .
MOM : baby can you fold the clothes in the laundry room ?
ME ( in my head ) : are you fucking kidding me ?
ME ( out loud ) : alright ma .
MOM : baaaaaaaabe !?
ME ( in my head ) : ugggghhhh !!!!
MOM : can you check the mail ?
ME ( out loud ) : okay mama ..
5 minutes later ....
MOM : shhhhhhhhhaaaaayyyy !!!!!!
ME ( in my head ) : fuck this shit , man ! she has one more time ...
ME ( out loud ) : yeees mom !
MOM : dinner is ready !
ME ( out loud ) : HYFR !!!!!
MOM : what was that ?
ME : nothing mama , thank you ...
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